If you love someone...

I felt that sometimes I have to control my own words, especially when I'm talking to a girl. I was lucky I didn't screw things up, if not, I would never forgive myself for doing so.

Scrolled through my e-mails and found this, yes this is a 2 years old mail, but it still have its humor values.

Here it is; I was laughing all the way...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET HER FREE… IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS, IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS YOURS...
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The New Versions…

Pessimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Shakespeare:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she ever comes back,
Ask her why.

Impatient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she doesn't come back within some time,
Forget her.

Patient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she doesn't come back,
Continue to wait until she comes back…

Playful:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, and if you still love her,
Set her free again.
*repeat*

C++ Programmer:
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if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
Cause the Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that
She’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
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R>If you love someone,
Set her free…
If! She loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Salesman:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Insurance agent:
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If you love someone,
Show her the plan…
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep following up with her and never give up!

Physician:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
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If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log (0.46Y^2 + (cos (52/34X)) x 5Y^ (-0.5) c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:
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If You Love Someone,
Set it free…
If It Comes Back, It is Yours.
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill It...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT...

Till I see this, the final line of that e-mail.

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If you love someone WHY SET HER FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE??? CARELESS IDIOT!!!