Monday, June 11, 2007

Happy Birthday my friend!

Happy 19th Birthday Shao Wee! May all your dreams and wishes come true!

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Many things happened today.

Jeff received a summon *cough* bribe *cough* because he talked to Shao Wee on the phone while driving. How did that happen? Below is a made up conversation told by Jeff himself…

After receiving ‘extra pocket money’ from a victim… He caught Jeff talking on the phone.

English Version

Policeman: *Points at Jeff * You! Go there (to the side of the road if not mistaken).
Jeff: *Obeys and park his car at the side of the road; attempting to get out of the car to receive his summon but was stopped by the policeman*
Policeman: Don’t get out of the car. *walks to his car and points out his mistake*

Few moments later…

Policeman: Do you want to get summoned? (Cool, you have a choice)
Jeff: (Of course not) *Begins to negotiate with that policeman*

In the end, Jeff paid 50 bucks and is allowed to leave. Typical policeman of Malaysia.


This is also known as a pastime for thieves. The procedure comes in 4 (3 actually) simple steps:

– Smash your target’s (any car) window,
– ‘remove’ the radio,
– Leave no traces of evidence and
– Enjoy your loot (by selling it of course).


If you are lucky, you won’t get caught, and if you are not, too bad.
But no matter what, they (theives) are always lucky. Until now, none of them ever got caught before.

It takes less than 30 seconds for someone to wreck another person’s day. This afternoon, it was Kelvin who noticed something amiss. Today’s not the day for the owner of vehicle Q SK 56 Toyota Altis - one window pane is missing.

It was fine when we last saw it, that is somewhere between 30 seconds to 1 minute. The window pane was smashed, leaving bits and fragments of glass hanging on its frame. Luckily the radio still stays in its original position. Maybe the thief is not after the radio?

1 comment:

saykhia said...

Probably going after the window pane aa =P