Got this joke in a fowarded message:
Me Too
A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you?'.
Then Mr Clinton should say "I am fine, and you ?"Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.
It looks quite simple, but the truth is ....
When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?".
Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..."
Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."
Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.
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This afternoon, Chen bought a new optic mouse to replace his wireless optic mouse. So he decided to try his new optic mouse out by playing some shooting games.
So...
Counter-Strike is chosen:
As usual, he played with bots in cs_mansion.
Moments later, Robert and Shao Wee joined Chen to bring CS gaming to a new level. Curious how it is done?
Here:
2 person controls the shooting and the other controlling the manuevering of the character.
Awhile later, Shao Wee gave up and Chen took over his spot.
He played on for a short while before leaving for Star Ciniplex to watch the infamous Comedy related to Ah-Longs. Forgot the title already, bad memory mah..
Tried hunting for Epaulet +4 for 3 levels in stone golem area and got nothing. By luck I found a +5 Epaulet from a crystal seal.
My usual training ground, the old unused arena at Fort Ruina.
Lured almost all the monsters available to take a SS, I rarely have the chance to gather more than 5 monsters especially in the evening. If this is 2moons, I'll be banned for vacuum hacking. Lame.
I'm trading my Epaulet of Sage +5 for Epaulet of Fighter +5 or Epaulet of Guardian +5. If you are interested, leave a message here :)
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Finally my long awaited anime is coming soon~ ^^
DCIISS! (picture taken from SK's blog, credits to him for finding this pic!)
DCIISS! (picture taken from SK's blog, credits to him for finding this pic!)
No more Tsukishima Koko please.
Lesson no.1 in romance anime: You wouldn't want to be the first girl the hero talks to, especially in the final episode. The chances of you (the first girl) to end up with the hero of the story is close to zero, or completely zero.
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Recently almost a large number of Swinburne PCs are struck with viruses (maybe?) again. No doubt the work of the students of Swinburne again.
Some PCs just reboot again and again,
Some PCs are filled with insane popups of adult videos/pictures and random Ads,
Some PCs are usable but you are not able to save your data. Yes you can click 'save' or 'save as' but the moment you close and reopen it, you will be greeted with an error screen and there goes all your hard work.
This is both a good sign and a bad sign.
The bad sign is: Swinburne technicians/troubleshooters are a failure for not being able to restore the computers back to their original state.
The good sign is: Swinburne students are smart, they are able to write malicious codes to screw the computers and the network servers. At least they don't pay their tuition fees for nothing, right?
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