Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Buuuserver



Dang, what now?!

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This has been in my mind for quite some time but I always forget to blog about

In BuuuServer (I mean blueserver); majority of the citizens of buuuserver can be easily fooled by words. Yes, just words. There are loads of no-life freaks who’s just so free to spam the buuuserver forum for the so called ‘gold’ that enables you to enhance your ID displayed in the forum. But sadly, that option was disabled long ago.

Then, there are many who took up this sex-change program offered indirectly in the server. How does it work you wonder? Well, since the majority of the population in buuuserver consists of males, some of them were so sad about the shortage of female players. Therefore, they started acting like one. They can go as far as creating girlish IDs and act like a genuine girl, nobody will ever notice it. Don’t be surprised to hear guys flirting with another guy.

The benefits of being a female player in buuuserver? You are the center of attraction, you will see many retards (guys) trying so hard to get your attention. Once the guys know that this particular ID (which happens to be some sad-guy-seeking-for-attention) belongs to a female, they will try to befriend you and shower you with full attention. If you fail (assuming you accidentally let out your true identity of being a guy behind the monitor), be prepared for some intense flaming. There’s always another choice, after a few days, try again somewhere else with different methods. Nobody is going to fall for the same trick twice, unless he/she is stupid. (Chen 2007)

There are other ways to gain popularity in buuuserver. (Usually works for female players only). Here are a few examples:

Have good gaming skills? Guys will spam invitation to you, requesting you to join their game whenever you go online.

Have the looks? Even if you don’t (assuming you are just a sad guy who thirsts for attention), you can have some idiots idling in buuuserver channel to spread word about you being a ‘Leng Lui’ or ‘Chio Bu’ or ‘Hot Chick’ or whatever you name it.

Whenever a guy asked you (with a female ID) for your picture, simply go to friendster and take any pictures that you find it attractive from others, then send it to the guy via Messenger. It works, really. I’m not joking.

The next stage would be to fool that guy (your new victim) with some sweet promises. Once everything is stable, you can cheat him of his savings account (chances of success is 50%). Remember to do it in one shot, if you miss it, that’s bye bye to a chance to earn yourself some extra pocket $$ for you (one of my friends was a victim for that, pity him. Lol).

Ok, maybe I shouldn’t laugh. It wasn’t entirely my fault when he chose not to listen to our advice. Moving on, I believe the majority login buuuserver to play games (some just login to look for girls in their friend lists, if none are online, they just logout).

In the past, when there is a shortage of hosts (a player who creates a game), players will rush into any games available on the list.

Now, there are too many hosts and a shortage of players. It is the other way round this time, the hosts must think of some attractive game title to attract players into their game. It began with something like: [(game version and mode) Girl host, don’t bully]. Amazingly, the game slots were filled up almost instantly. Words spread like wildfire, soon, the majority of the hosts started going with titles like: [(game version and mode) Leng lui Host] or [(game version and mode) Leng lui inside] or any catchy title they could think of.

Inside the game, players are likely to go: “who is leng lui?” or “leng lui ASL?” or talk of some tall tales trying to attract the ‘leng lui’ inside. If they are ignored, the chances that they leave a game is somewhere near to 0%.

I tried pretending like one before; actually my clan mate started it when he created a game title that goes something like: [dota game version and mode – leng lui inside]. Like what he predicted, players flow in almost instantly and there goes the bombardment of questions on who is the leng lui. Somehow, I became the victim when my friend said I am his girlfriend. Soon, they started asking for handphone numbers and msn contact, typical. A simple “hi” and “don’t bully me please” made all of them stayed in the game room until the countdown began.

In the game, they got owned badly by me, courtesy of my teammates. Instead of seeing them leave 1 by 1, all of them stayed and play on. Pitying our opponents, we end the game as fast as we could. The funny part is that one of the guys still insists on getting my contact. In the end, we told him that there are no girls inside the team he is playing against. He must have been so disappointed when he became silent throughout the game.

Try creating a game with the title that goes like: [(game version and mode) Leng zhai Host]. The chances of that game title being ignored are close to 70% or even higher.

Attention: This blog entry bears no offence to any genuine female players in Bs3; the author is just tired of seeing males pretending to be females when they obviously failed badly in acting as one.

1 comment:

tiDus88 said...

There’s always another choice, after a few days, try again somewhere else with different methods. Nobody is going to fall for the same trick twice, unless he/she is stupid. (Chen 2007)

walau =.=